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While Kirsten opts for a light glow with a mist of bronzer on her chest, Orlando obviously spent hours in a tanning bed to achieve his dark St. Tropez tan. I wish he had dedicated an hour to get his long hair cut. Snip snip.

I thought Lil Kim was in jail? She must have gotten a pass so she could attend the awards. Please Kim, keep your legs closed. I don't feel up to seeing a merkin of any kind.


What is a sleazy used car salesman doing at the VMAs? Can someone get him a box of Whitestrips?


When I ran into Carmen Electra on Melrose a few weeks ago, she commented on my blonde coif. Next thing I know, she's sporting an identical haircolor and style. Such a copycat!

Eva Longoria purposely created a gigantic pin cushion of hair to hide all the phone numbers she collected throughout the evening.


Duff stuff! I applaud Hilary's small chest because I'm sick of seeing fake orbs on women in Hollywood. However, I would like to invite Hilary into my home and feed her because I fear she is treading on dangerous Nicole Richie/Marc Anthony/Olsen twins territory.


29 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...
DJ, you should have posted a pic of Eva when she came out onstage in the swimsuit - she should have won the camel toe award! @ 9:00 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Not into the implant thing but as I recall Hilary once had at least some cleavage...quite alarming, she needs to eat...maybe her new teeth prevent it somehow, they are painful or something? @ 9:01 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Manic Mom said...
I've always thought Hilary has stayed true to herself (unlike Britney, Lindsay) and seems grounded in the choices of her career options, her music, her clothing, her appearance, the movies she does. She's one I would like to write to and say thank you for being a normal role model for my six year old daughter. The only problem is she has one of those purse dogs now too, right? That's how it all starts! First, purse dog, next, a corn-row haired boyfriend and fake ta-tas! @ 9:08 PM GMT+1  
Blogger MizRo said...
Manic Mom: she's already on her way to worn-out bubblegum popstar.
She has become too skinny (due to cocaine I hear), tattooed, older boyfriend, too much makeup and just general bad taste. @ 9:20 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
did carmen electra get bigger implants? her skin looks stretched! @ 9:21 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous alfredsmom said...
I really want to know what these young hollywood girls are doing to be so (disgustingly) thin. I seriously doubt its just diet and excercise. Must be some drug. @ 9:22 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
OMG! What happened to Hillary??! When'd she get so thin??! Woah! First the veneers, now this??! She's totally goin down. @ 9:49 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous jan said...
Worse is, Hilary clearly doesn't have the body type to be skinny. She looks square. @ 9:56 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Her head looks huge. @ 10:56 PM GMT+1  
Blogger Pisser said...
She looks even more like Vanna White, game show hostess, in that sequiny dress!

And I'm pretty sure Carmen is some kind of robot. If you look at the larger picture up close, it appears you can either see breast makeup or the scars from her boob job. Yoikes-! @ 11:05 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I think Kristen looks good in this pic - but maybe its because of the comparison to all the other scary girls below... @ 11:16 PM GMT+1  
Blogger TLG said...
Oh Hillary, honey, what have you done to yourself?? She looks like hillary duff's head photoshopped onto a skeleton that's wearing clothes. I always liked that hillary had a little meat on her bones. Now she's just another clone. @ 11:45 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous prettykitty said...
someone should have advised pat o'brien not to have a chemical peel before a big event. @ 12:11 AM GMT+1  
Blogger Jennie Reb said...
yummy, yummy, orlando. @ 12:25 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Kirsten looks GREAT!!! I don't know if it's just makeup or some new PS or what, but her face looks so pretty! Maybe it's just cause I'm so used to seeing pap photos of her that I forgot how good she looks cleaned up.

I really want to know what these young hollywood girls are doing to be so (disgustingly) thin. I seriously doubt its just diet and excercise. Must be some drug.

Has to be. That's something that you'll hear said online again and again, but they avoid it in print because of lawsuits. Online's the best place for gossip really. They'll regret it. Coke's really bad for you in the long run. And for what? To look anorexic. They don't even look good. They all looked better fatter, but they're in a competition to be the thinnest, I guess.

Hilary - ew! She's just sickening, worse than Lohan, because Hilary claimed to be wholesome, but we know she isn't really, and she will come out with it soon. Don't the parents of any of these Hollywood girls raise them correctly?

Eva - what was she doing there anyway? @ 1:28 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Kirsten looks GREAT!!! I don't know if it's just makeup or some new PS or what, but her face looks so pretty! Maybe it's just cause I'm so used to seeing pap photos of her that I forgot how good she looks cleaned up.


The glow of pregnancy, perhaps? @ 2:57 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I'm sorry, Eva Longoria has become the biggest media whore....we're tired of you already and you've only had one season of Housewives. And, am I the only one who thought she wasn't looking too great in that swimsuit? Camel toe is right and her hips looked oddly large. @ 4:58 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Would someone please teach Hilary how to pose on the red carpet/white carpet, whatever color it is? @ 5:00 AM GMT+1  
Blogger CletusFetus said...
The VMA's sucked. Nuff' said. @ 7:50 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
no jan! hilari-ous duff has a rectangle body shape,don`t you think so `coz she`s too skinny now..just think about it,she`s worst among "sHOLLOWod "it" girls" now,flat chest,no hips,and long chin!LOL looks like familiar to me,doesn`t she look like KIMBO now?? @ 9:00 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Franci said...
I am with Jennie reb. @ 9:12 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I think Hilary is really sweet, but she looks like a tranny in this pic.


Ang @ 9:29 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Veggieboo said...
Give Duff a month and she'll be just as anorexic as everyone else. But I don't know what people are thinking when they bitch about her when she is normal size & say she's fat.

Orlando was hot with a mohawk or at least really short hair. He's too feminine to wear it long. @ 6:56 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Someone needs to show Duff how to stand elegantly - she looks like a cripple in that photo... @ 10:23 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Orlando's still shooting the Pirates sequels. Hence, the length. @ 2:07 AM GMT+1  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Orlando, keep it long that hot shit needs to make a comeback! @ 10:30 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous said said said...
OK if anyone's a tranny its definitely Beyonce. Why hasn't anyone made fun of her fat ass? @ 1:08 AM GMT+1  
Blogger MizRo said...
Her pics not part of this thread: it's Lil Kim not Beyonce. @ 6:32 PM GMT+1  
Anonymous purse said...
Cool site. I like the style. Have a happy new year. Take care
purse @ 7:40 AM GMT  
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